Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.