How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating