How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.