How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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All I want for christmas is yeux"

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Because they don't want a man lost!

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I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.