How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Crazy Night Jokes More Crazy Night Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.