How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.