How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn