How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!