How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir