What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

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