What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.