What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P