What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!