What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!