What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog