Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.