Stealing candy from a dead baby.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
A swallow.
It had no arms.
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
You get Talibanned
They're both D-composed.
With a pitchfork!
Candy cow jump over the moon !
It was Valenswine's Day.