How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad