How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.