How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.