How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds