How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.