What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."