Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks