How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!