How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C