Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Rich... Also an ambulance.

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The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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It has a lot of problems.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.