What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.