What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

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Where's your cue?

She said, "It's after the C."

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.