What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run