Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.