Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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You can hear their brooms tick!

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Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.