How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!