You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Resisting a rest.
Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
Entering the friend zone.
Paints the town red
Replace the laces with earphones.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
I can't pair wines like this.
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.