You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
One porks women the other un-porks them.
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
A Hesi-tater
They paint the town dead!
Desserted
Nothing.
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
A: A pair of Re-bachs.
A pair of polegics!
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.