What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.