What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.