How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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They paint the town dead!

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.