How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.