How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire