Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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