Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A: A sloped lake.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."