Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

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