What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.