What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.