Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake