Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.