How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.