What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.