What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi