What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.