How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.