How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.