A hen that lays pooched eggs.
A glowberman pinscher!
They have two left feet
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Oeuf!"
It lays eggs
A door to door salesman!
A: A pachydermatologist.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
A: If they dropped them they'd break
