What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !