Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.