Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor