Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light