What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?