What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.