What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.