Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)