Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts