Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Danke memes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!