What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)