Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"