Boston Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!