How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.