How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.