How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.