How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.