How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala