How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

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Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!