How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!