What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!