What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !