What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!