What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte