How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!