How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.