How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Fill 'er up!"

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He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.