Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.