Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.