Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
None. We pay a German to do it.
Trick question, they can't change anything.
None, they only screw playoff games.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
Adobe.
