Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9