Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up