How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.